marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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