just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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