You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
