yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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