Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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