My Higher Power is John Stamos
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Also, beer. Big fan.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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