I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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