I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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