I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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