She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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