he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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