I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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