I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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