Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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