that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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