He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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