Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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