You work out of a Hotel?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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