i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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