You're my little dorito
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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