ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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