the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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