did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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