I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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