how can u be prego again
I look better un-naked...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
