I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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