soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
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Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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