the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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