Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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