I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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