what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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