I think I died a long time ago.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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