he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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