I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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