i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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