Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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