I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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