I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am naked and annoyed.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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