Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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