my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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