I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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