doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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