she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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