I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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