i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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