whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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