How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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