i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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