Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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