ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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