You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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