I like my sex mixed with concussions.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You need a sexual gate keeper
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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