i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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