Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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