You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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