am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
